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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex. # Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. #9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes. Subject: Trick or Treat . Top 10 reasons Trick or Treating is better than sex: Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired. Here are some reasons why you might just want to skip the trick-or-treating this year and attend a Halloween party instead.

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Here are some reasons why you might just want to skip the trick-or-treating this year and attend a Halloween party instead. This is not /r/funny, humour is required. This subreddit is intended as a showcase of the best humour and comedy from English speaking. Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex 1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 2. If you get tired, you can wait

Some are essential to make our site work. Others help us improve your user experience or to allow us to track behavior and user patterns. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.

You always told me never to talk with my mouth full. It's and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it. She'll screw all night if we let her.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist!

Oct 27,  · The only constant other than the “Why Halloween is better than sex” topic is the number of items in the list — it’s always ten. Some other entries that have appeared on different versions. Oct 29,  · Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. The Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

It's called the Twist! A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed. And as he gets up toshe peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.

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The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!

Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck! Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

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Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.